10 rules for dating daddy39s little girl
While I was searching for an appropriate link for the book, 10 Commandments of Dating, I typed 10 Rules of Dating in Google instead and I found this piece. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car –there is no need for you to come inside.
Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries.
After years of hard work and unsuccessful investor pitches, your valuation has increased tenfold overnight and investors are suddenly acknowledging your success and banging down your door to throw money at you.
Explosive Growth is a compelling and inspiring narrative that gives startup CEOs a step-by-step playbook in entrepreneurship, marketing, leadership, and PR, in order to achieve explosive growth.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Sounds like something out of a dream or a movie, right?